Sunday, August 21, 2011

ADVANCED PEEK AT OBAMA'S JOBS SPEECH TO BE DELIVERED THIS SEPTEMBER! (HEH!)



Well, it's the one he should delver!:

"My Fellow Americans; I seem to be the biggest obstacle to a debt plan that will save America and stabilize the markets and lead to global growth. Therefore - for the good of our body politic, the federal budget, the national debt. the American economy - and the global economy I am resigning effective tonight at midnight. At that time Joe Biden will be sworn in as President. I am submitting Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's name to the Congress for quick confirmation as Vice President by both bodies. Michelle and I thank you for the privilege of serving you as President and First Lady. Good Night, and May Al- - er um I mean God be with you you and May God Bless America!"
The dollar and the stock markets would go up about 15% on the news! Oil and unemployment would drop in days.



Sigh.





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